2. Let soak till pliable
3. Gently pin and let dry to taste
4. Introduce 1 vintage clock
5. Promptly drop clock on Shiny Green Beetle
6. Thoroughly smash beetle
7. Stew 1 hour
8. Disassemble aforementioned clock
9. Find it uninspiring
10. Stew 1 hour
11. Come up with 3 design ideas (and a new beetle following steps 2 & 3)
12. 1 idea must involve fake grass
13. Add gears, upholstery fabric and assorted embellishments to taste
14. Gently mix 5-8 hours
15. Let mixture sit overnight
16. Accidentally smash second beetle
17. Decide entire idea is rubbish
18. Destroy assembly
19. Let fly 1 frustrated sigh
20. Sulk 24 hours – start fresh tomorrow
Should look like this when done:
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